My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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