sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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