He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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