There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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