now i know why i became what i already was.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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