And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
