I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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