But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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