Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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