You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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