420 ftw
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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