Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
