y did u give ur computer a hand job?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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