Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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