Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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