biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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