I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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