Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Green mimosas i think yes
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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