I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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