no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
that's an acceptable place to lick
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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