are you still at the devil's house?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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