I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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