I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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