Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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