Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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