You're so nebulous sometimes
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Let's get the cat blown out
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
