"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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