I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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