I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Randomize
