'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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