Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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