Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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