and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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