How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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