Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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