My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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