Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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