Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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