I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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