there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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