Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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