No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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