I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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