We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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