like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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