I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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