At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
