Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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