Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
