Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The Olympian is in my bed
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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