Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
