Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
