accomplished twins. life is a go
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
